"All things are possible until they are proved impossible-even the impossible may only be so, as of now." - Pearl Buck

As many of you may know, I am a true "homme de Renaissance". Though we live on the edge of civilization here in Malone, I truly am the "gentleman scientist", the "patron of the arts", and of course, the humble country lawyer. Yes, a new and improved Thomas Jefferson!

Thus, it is with great enthusiasm that I refer you to my new discovery in science.

Please click on this link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nrxmpihCjqw

It made the news all over the world: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mkyYbIhBRmg

But before you go all nutty about it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lzhDsojoqk8&feature=related

The tradition of the BBC in April Fool jokes is absolutely tremendous, like the 1957 Spaghetti Harvest in Switzerland. Of course, thousands of people called in to find out where they could get seeds for these spaghetti trees! http://youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI&feature=related

Have a great day!

Joe